Bouquet interpretation: smiling villain

Once again, my local florist has been putting bargain bouquets out the front of their shop. Let's see what $12 can say this week, shall we?

A bouquet of pink and white flowers with a long stem with a lot of purple flowers at the back. The flowers are wrapped in white tissue paper and brown paper, and the background is a rainy street, because of course it is. It's Wellington in springtime, after all.

One of the flowers in this bouquet is freesias, which don't have a meaning, but we also have:

Purple delphinium: Haughtiness.

Sweet William: A man may smile and be a villain too.

White rose: My heart is free.

All together, what we have is a bouquet that's saying something like "Your smile won't fool me, you haughty villain. I'm done with you." A great bouquet for the cat who keeps leaving dead mice on your doorstep and won't ever let you pat it, or for the social climbers down the road who always call noise control instead of coming out and joining in the street Christmas party.

I'm sure that will help.

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